I've often felt that the wee hours of the morning were excellent times to ponder deep questions, such as, Why are we here? Who am I really? What am I going to do with my life? Why does my wireless internet only work at 4:30 in the morning? Where is my roommate? Why does my hall smell like fish ( Read more... )

When most people go abroad, their eyes are opened to the many diverse and wonderful cultures that exist in this our world.

When Natasha goes abroad, she gets attacked by leeches and beaten with sticks.

Heh.

A Word of Advice: Do not attempt to swing arms briskly forward when there is a desk in the way. This only leads to pain and reduced use of your right hand index and middle fingers. Ouchies.

Another Word of Advice: Be really careful about your segueways whilst IMing people.

( In which I apparently admitted I have Fal-diddle-i-urum Dysfunction )

Go here and look through the random quotes until you find 5 that speak to you. Repost in your lj and invite anyone who wants to to do the same.Happiness depends upon ourselves ( Read more... )

Ahahahahahahaha

You guys win. Also, I love SPooN.

my roommate is an ANTEATER.

ETA: who is now eating MORE ANTS and RANDOM PIECES OF PAPER.

ETA ETA: "It was like an open-faced ant-paper sandwich! With a little bit of peanut butter, to help them stick to the paper."

Behold the awesomeness:


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELIZABETH!!!!!

that thing, you know? where you google "[your name] is". apparently, a lot of people named dave are as random as i am.

( Dave is completely safe and will never contact you by email )

well, the past couple days have been interesting, to say the least ( Read more... )